As the male patriarch of this Substack, I, of course, took the liberty (which I'm denying to the Apple, Banana, or Papaya, which to me is all 'Fruits' anyways) to intersectionally say what I want. How dare you, or anyone, to question how I feel about this issue?
That is not a banana. That is a papaya. How dare anyone mis-fruit the poor victim. I fear I am triggered or whatnot.
And how dare anyone assume that fruit's pronouns!?
As the male patriarch of this Substack, I, of course, took the liberty (which I'm denying to the Apple, Banana, or Papaya, which to me is all 'Fruits' anyways) to intersectionally say what I want. How dare you, or anyone, to question how I feel about this issue?
Bruahahahahaha.
You’ve nailed it!
Like Wilhelm Tell, with a crossbow.
Male-ish to the hilt. Muahahahaha.
It's a Clockwork Orange.