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Sophia's avatar

That is not a banana. That is a papaya. How dare anyone mis-fruit the poor victim. I fear I am triggered or whatnot.

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cm27874's avatar

And how dare anyone assume that fruit's pronouns!?

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epimetheus's avatar

As the male patriarch of this Substack, I, of course, took the liberty (which I'm denying to the Apple, Banana, or Papaya, which to me is all 'Fruits' anyways) to intersectionally say what I want. How dare you, or anyone, to question how I feel about this issue?

Bruahahahahaha.

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Cherubino113's avatar

You’ve nailed it!

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epimetheus's avatar

Like Wilhelm Tell, with a crossbow.

Male-ish to the hilt. Muahahahaha.

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Rikard's avatar

It's a Clockwork Orange.

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