h/t to dissident journalist Henning Rosenbusch (check out his German-language Telegram channel here) who posted the below picture; it may perhaps best be entitled, ‘A Tale of Two Classes’:
Translation no. 1 (left cover):
Photograph Raises Criticism: [German Federal President] Steinmeier Hopes For Sympathy Because He Wore No Mask
Aboard all trains, masks are mandatory. The federal president was shown without wearing a face mask. Now, he asks the citizenry for their understanding.
Translation no. 2 (right cover):
Enjoying a Cup of Coffee Without a Mask: Conductor Kicks Out Berlin Couple
Some federal states have already abolished mask mandates, Berlin poised to follow suit. Yet, a conductor kicked out a Berlin couple.
For taking of their (useless) masks while sipping coffee, of all things.
Here’s Henning Rosenbusch’s comment in translation:
The German Federal Railways represent the best Germany of all times at least as well as Steinmeier.
All animals are equal, but some are more equal.
People stop using the train! Stay home, start a garden, tell them all to take a flying leap.