A Branch Covidian Advent Calendar
1 Dec. 2023
Editorial prelim: dear readers, it’s this particular season of the year, again, hence I decided to add a ‘fun’ feature to these pages by adding meme-potential images from the internet. Enjoy, if you will.
Yes, this is the same Florian Klenk who, two years ago, locked himself into the toilet on a train because others weren’t as deep into the Branch Covidian cult as he was:
Covidistan Annals: Reflections on the 'Lockdown for the Unvaccinated'
Yesterday, I posted a few lines in memory of the declaration by then-chancellor Alexander Schallenberg (ÖVP) of a ‘lockdown for the unvaccinated’ in Austria = Covidistan: As it happens, I also wrote a piece (in German) over at TKP—which you can access here
Among the many absurd replies to Mr. Klenk’s posting, there is also this gem, which Klenk—remember: he’s also the editor-in-chief of the Vienna-based (and heavily subsidised) pro-vaxx/Zero Covid weekly Der Falter—commented on in the most…moronic way possible:
Andreas Steiner
It [Covid] would in all likelihood be the same if you’d taken only 2 jabs, but since I’m a pharmacist, I’m all in favour of the continuation of this Big Pharma subsidy spree [smiley] my industry is making money head over fist with people [morons] like you [thumbs up]Florian Klenk
Where are you working?
Have a good start into the Christmas season, dear readers!
I'm crying with laughter that he not just locked himself in the toilet, but took photos to display the virtue of his self-imprisonment action. How did I miss this? But also, if he is so afraid of germs, why is he in a toilet?
Let's hope the train driver is not so stupid so he crashes everyone into a mountain.
Oh my God I just understood the 'where are you working' tweet. I have tears of laughter.
Colonel Klink was funny. Klump-kopf Klenk isn't.